Sir, I did commission a local artist to produce a beautiful painting in the modern 'realism' style. I thought to hang it in the hall for guests to admire, but Lady B___ expresses displeasure and notes that it resembles Maid Elspeth. In haste I place it
It is best to not touch the cage in any way, It is best to not do anything that might be seen by cameras, hidden or otherwise. The consequences could be severe.