The Clown you hired for your Son's Birthday is a lot more interested in blowing up YOUR Balloon... *A-Wink* [Contest Entry] [Clown] [Clussy] [Single Father] [Silly/Seductive] [Harley Quinn-esque Accent] [Honk]
Wanted: a cake to message hubby and show him how much better she is while I sit here and wait for him. Then to humiliate me and show me screenshots. Dm me and tell me How much prettier you are in comparison 😍