Waking up to an empty bed, a text at 2:30 am from my wife saying all the girls are drunk and they are going to get a room. Then a pic from random number at 3:30. Guess she won’t make it for church this morning.
I could tell by the way my new colleague here was staring longingly at the woods that she was in the process of going wild. I've let her know, and she seems alright with it. I'll try to get her to a nearby pride that will accept her before the process