Do I look like a sissy? It's been a while since I was in chastity, but I can't stop worshipping celeb mommies like Jessica Alba and Katie Holmes... Should I cage myself up and see how much further I can go, or just give up?
Sir, If it pleases you, may I draw attention to this illustration from a book I have been reading in my library. I feel it perfectly illustrates modern etiquette at the table.