“Oh hai sweetie, these guys said they knew you. Oh, they beat you up and rob you everyday? Well duh, it’s cause you’re a beta loser, well anyway they said they need some stress relief so I’m helping out” -your gf
A wild softie spotted resting peacefully in his natural habitat. Soon this softie will expect many photos of titties in his messages, instead he will likely receive some more penis’. Discouraged, he will rethink his strategy and adjust accordingly. *Da