Wanted: a cake to message hubby and show him how much better she is while I sit here and wait for him. Then to humiliate me and show me screenshots. Dm me and tell me How much prettier you are in comparison 😍
The audacity of my young neighbor thinking that because I went out like this to move my car for street sweeper I wanted my ass grabbed …, no sir I also expect you to come back to my place so we can have a play date 😈
