“Oh hai sweetie, these guys said they knew you. Oh, they beat you up and rob you everyday? Well duh, it’s cause you’re a beta loser, well anyway they said they need some stress relief so I’m helping out” -your gf
When you were the judge for the cosplay contest you decided a cosplayer dressed as princess peach should take the 1st place trophy. Little did you know, her competition wasn't going to let you make that mistake next year.