Go get your husband. I want you to watch me fuck him." She was probably used to scared little girls coming there to fuck her husband. I wasn't a scared little girl. I was going to fuck the shit out of her husband in front of her and she was going to ju
Sir, I did commission a local artist to produce a beautiful painting in the modern 'realism' style. I thought to hang it in the hall for guests to admire, but Lady B___ expresses displeasure and notes that it resembles Maid Elspeth. In haste I place it