“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
My friends showed up unexpected, my man was in the garden completely hairless and naked when they pulled up, he had nowhere to hide, he had to just be humiliated because I told him to just stay that way because they have already seen so I took a photo, L
