A wild softie spotted resting peacefully in his natural habitat. Soon this softie will expect many photos of titties in his messages, instead he will likely receive some more penis’. Discouraged, he will rethink his strategy and adjust accordingly. *Da
Waking up to an empty bed, a text at 2:30 am from my wife saying all the girls are drunk and they are going to get a room. Then a pic from random number at 3:30. Guess she won’t make it for church this morning.
