After a productive day working from home, I have to pop to the supermarket. I hope I don’t have to bend down to pick up stuff from the bottom shelf, because this waistband is going to ride right up.
Sir, For your regular column entitled "Improper Behavior of The Youth Of To-Day" : I instructed maid Violet to clean Lady B___'s bathtub. Violet refused as she did not wish to get her clothing wet. Complying reluctantly with my alternative clothing su