A reminder of the rules for what /r/StandingAsshole is. If you’re not standing, or if you are spreading your ass with your hands, please stop posting here! You have a lovely asshole but post it in the appropriate subreddit. It ruins these niche subs wh
Hey you! Yeah, you with a small peepee and a jerking off addiction. You should really stop jerking off to girls all day, its pathetic. And kind of sad. Instead find some purpose in life. Like being my obedient boy and begging me for tasks to complete. Me