“Oh hai sweetie, these guys said they knew you. Oh, they beat you up and rob you everyday? Well duh, it’s cause you’re a beta loser, well anyway they said they need some stress relief so I’m helping out” -your gf
His subtle reminder of who's in charge. It's always fun when people ask about my necklace 🔑😉. I think it would look better with more keys don't you think? 🔐