Day 13 of office trouble: yesterday’s meeting with boss (update)- boss asked me to go with him to a conference in Norway. Do you think it is because of how lovely my nylons look when I pick up things off the floor? What do I say?
My wife is going off the pill. I have to clean the cream pie her bull leaves inside her. If she gets pregnant she’s buying me this license plate and I have to put it on my car
