Was a bit unsure whether I should post this after seeing so many similar ideas, but decided to post it anyways! After all, there's no such thing as too many sexy Jack-O-Lanterns 🎃
This uncomfortable large bump appeared in the nether region. What is it. Tried to squeeze it but nothing came out (that mighta been a mistake) I sprayed with anti-bacterial spray and covered with band-aid for now.