I want to tease my boyfriend with a cute but also a little bit humiliating nickname, that will make him blush every time he‘s locked up. Any suggestions? Bonus points for those who come up with something useable in public ☺️
“Oh shoot, you’re home early from school. I’m just uh, giving your bully a stern talking to. Don’t worry, everything’s fine just go to your room, and ignore any loud screams you hear ok?” - your mom