I figured wearing a thong would mean no atomic wedgies, but god was I wrong, it completely backfired π thong atomics are sooo bad ππ (make fun of me in comments)
Fry your brain loser, gooning every last braincell away. Keep edging yourself to the point your mind goes blank and it becomes hard to think straight. you can't deny how good it feels being completely mindless for Me, consumed by the need to pump and ob