Your ex-gf’s mom invited you over for dinner,at first you thought it was going to be about the reason that you and her daughter broke up but Soon enough you learned that she had other plans for you in her mind with her friends
So there’s this one male coworker of mine who always loves to walk behind me in the hallways and I think he does it to watch my fat ass jiggle in my scrubs… I normally wiggle it a lil more when I notice he’s behind me 🥰🍑🙈