My wife is going off the pill. I have to clean the cream pie her bull leaves inside her. If she gets pregnant she’s buying me this license plate and I have to put it on my car
Got a text from my hubby saying he was sending his hot friend over to me as a hall pass birthday present. He showed up and rocked my world! Then told me it was him who stole hubby’s phone and sent the text! And I just cheated!
