I'm a 45 year old mom of 5 in desperate need of strapping gentlemen to help me with yardwork. I don't have money to pay for ads, but I have another way to get some attention.
Why should I break bread with the "men" of the Empire at slutcon when I can have them restrained and enslaved instead? Years isolated on their little island has made them weak and the time to strike is now. With one attack we could probably double the