Your loving husband suddenly started abusing you. Turns out your mother didn't like seeing you happy so she seduced him, the more he hurts you the harder she fucks him.
Sir, I sit within my library, enjoying a glass of port and perusing some books I did recently buy from a dealer. One in particular caught my eye, for it purports to show how things will be in 50 years time. The chapter on future clothing and fashions was