Sir, Lady X is well known for her regular nudity around guests and servants alike. Sadly, I am married to Lady B___ who refuses to show even so much as an ankle. It is therefore advantageous that Maid Lizzy is always most enthusiastic to "role-play" ar
business trip. I knocked on you hotel door and asked if you could help me fix my TV. You come in and see me like this. I say “no one will ever know” your next move is....?