(f) We stopped at a truck stop to grab a burger and it was so hot I took off my top to cool down a bit... No one complained but the very nice girl working there ask me to put it back on (and she said I have nice titties!)
Turns out that teasing your classmate in college that she would make the best Big titty goth girlfriend would come back to haunt you when she saw you getting drunk after the Friday night game. You never dreamed you'd wake up tied and helpless to stop he