“Oh shoot, you’re home early from school. I’m just uh, giving your bully a stern talking to. Don’t worry, everything’s fine just go to your room, and ignore any loud screams you hear ok?” - your mom
Sir, a new maid arrives, and I ask her if she has any interests or hobbies. "I like to draw, I like art" she tells me. I ask if she would like to assist me with my photography, for that is the very latest thing in art. She is very excited at this idea.