If anyone's considering joining the Deptartment Of Wild Female Sexuality and Procreation, keep in mind that our research requires us to be as shameless and uninhibited as the Wild Females themselves, and we mate with one another frequently and freely.
Your wife sends you this pic captioned "I went to confront your bully at his work, tried to get him to stop bullying you. You never mentioned he was this fucking sexy. I'll stay at his place for the weekend."