Maid Elsie tells me she wears a hat that she is unable to remove. "Can your other clothes be removed?" I ask. "Why yes sir", and she demonstrates. "But not your hat?" "No, sir." I suspect she has been at the Laudanum again.
Someone told me that they wanted to get into my pants so I took them off to make it easier. Do you want to see if you can fit? Go ahead....slide in...hope they're not too tight. My pants don't fit everyone but quite a few have tried.
