Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€
Are you hesitant about strongly patterned tights? While I tend to gravitate towards black, I love the challenge of putting together an outfit around a crazy pair of tights.
