Remember that Southpark episode where they said Game of Thrones shows floppy Weiner's because they're not threatening? Wanna test if that stands up when I've got the mask on?
One of my new friends taught me how to use a strap-on today! It was adorable the look in my piggy's eyes when we entered the room. It's so cute when you can watch the gears move in their little minds. After tonight he is going to know exactly how it fe