You receive a message and pic: “Hi, I’m the guy that just picked up the lamp on marketplace. This is a long shot but I see you live alone, and I’d like to come back over and dress for you and have you in my throat” you respond….
special birthday POV time: You tell the "hey thanks my name is Felix" guy 'happy birthday :)' and to celebrate he bites open your esophagus, killing you instantly.