Haven’t posted in awhile because nothing new happened until yesterday night. I was texting my sister about her friend she wants to hook me up with and that they were going out that night. I asked how she was going out. And I got this back.
Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€
