You receive a message and pic: “Hi, I’m the guy that just picked up the lamp on marketplace. This is a long shot but I see you live alone, and I’d like to come back over and dress for you and have you in my throat” you respond….
Sir, I out to the furniture emporium, to purchase a chaise longue for Lady B___. Upon its delivery, I am most anxious as to it's comfort. I enlist Maid Ellie to advise me as to it's skin feel. "How do you mean, sir?" she enquires.