My wife said the two college boys at the pool were hot. So I said “why don’t you just stop naked and bring them a beer and invite them up to the room? Never challenge my wife…
I was sitting upstairs with my friend when he got this from my GF's best friend. He laughed and showed me. He said "I better go down there and make a decision". He didn't come back for several hours. Later when he came back he said "I can confirm th