*My friends accidentally saw a photo of my ass on my phone Friends: Boy, whose ass is this? It would feel awesome to fuck that big ass. Me: Yeah, it would feel awesome if my fat butt got fucked. Friends: What!? Me: What?
If you're sick of these 'link in bio' bitches with their scammy bait and switch bullshit then get at me. I'll send you a nude. No bullshit. That's it. End of post.