My son had a laparoscopic surgery when he was an infant. Every now and then, 10 years later, the tiny scar fills up and gets a black head. Got this cute little thing out of it just now! (No children were harmed during the squeezing)
"Your son told me he'll be at baseball practice. So he'll be busy for a while. He handles bats and balls but not like I do with you, sir. Thank you for inviting me over again."