Sir, I recently sent a postal order for 3 guineas to an advertisement in the "personals" section of a gentleman's periodical. "Receive by return post,a photolithograph of a mistress most strict". I may have been hoodwinked.
I think the best part about having a big cock, is going back and looking at your sex tapes and realizing “damn my cock is actually pretty big”… to my other big boys, can you relate ?