'As your mother, I don't give a damn if you know algebra. The only reason I'm homeschooling you is to teach you how to fuck a woman until she cums all over that enormous penis of yours!'
This is a couple years old but just popped up in my FB memories and made me laugh 😃 I captioned it, "Sometimes you just have to shake off the funk, set your hair, put on makeup, and go to dinner with a handsome fella" 😊😉🙃