"I met this one woman outside Athens before the Peloponnesian war back in 433BC with just one tit out,I smoked as joint with her on her magic couch and fuck me I got hard as shit" - Socrates
Good morning! Today is my Birthday! Just took a swim in the ocean and now soaking in a warm bath to bring my human legs back. This old mermaid is Happy To Be Alive! [F]