I send you a text and a pic “hey sorry I’ve had a few too many drinks tonight, this is where I am” next text “oh shit wrong pic, delete that, and please don’t tell anyone I crossdress I meant to send a pic of hotel sign” you reply:
They were small and perky, til I started growing a human in my belly lol can my new saggy pregnant titties get some love? Feeling a bit down about them…