Focus on my foot. Do not look at my body. You only get feet; I don’t care if they’re dirty or clean. Once I’m done with you, your cock will only get hard to the smell and taste of a sweaty foot.
About to start Friday TLC: whack on some tan maybe a hair mask and face mask then proceed to get stoned and forget to remove any of it off. It's called self care baby.
Can’t wait to see my over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to lonely microwave dinners with their cats, and no bumble matches this SATURDAY!