Slowly working up the nerve to be more and more daring for my neighbor... Practicing on my front walkway today... Did I mention he was cutting his lawn directly across the street? And that this cover is completely see-thru? 😊F(59)
Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€