She came into the kitchen while I was making dinner, she's wearing this and wanted to thank me for working so hard this week. Would you eat her ass while she's squatted like this?
TL;DR - a formerly benign cyst went haywire when my immune system ramped up to fight covid. Had it lanced, then I was allergic to the antibacterial infused bandaids I bought to cover it. I'm in hell.