Sir, My philanthropy is widely known, but today I felt I could go further. With immediate effect I have instigated a penny increase in all female staff wages. Staff merely have to work naked to receive this bonus. (Subject to Lady B___'s absence)
If you're sick of these 'link in bio' bitches with their scammy bait and switch bullshit then get at me. I'll send you a nude. No bullshit. That's it. End of post.
