I was cleaning up our old house over the weekend since we moved, and felt a little frisky. so I went into the backyard and rubbed my kitty for all to see. It was a nice break.
During my last physical, I got hard when the doctor did the "turn and cough". The doctor noticed I was embarrassed and tried to lighten the mood by saying "well at least I can write down that your penis is healthy in your file!". Oh great...