Too much pressure is put on dudes to have big softies. I have a big ol' monster boner, but an average-sized softie. Let's normalise nonsexualised flaccid penises, no matter the size. They're all beautiful. Ted Talk over. ⚡️
Times are tough and your pretty wife had to take a second job cleaning a rich white guy's mansion. What she didn't tell you was she spends more time on her knees polishing his knob than doing actual cleaning.