When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.
A [F]riday funny: I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over……… *No old ladies were hurt in the telling of this joke*