You Pathetic Scummy, Simpy, Low Lifing, Piece Of Shit, Mutt. You Think I'm Gonna Respond To You Swooning Over Me? Ha! Absolutely Hilarious. Now Send Your Tribute.
I excused myself to the restroom when you left to carve the turkey. I wasn’t expecting your wife to follow me but she insisted we both have dessert before dinner. Thanks for inviting me for thxgiving;)