My ex wife enjoyed having me clean her kitchen so much the other night, she demanded that I finish the rest of the house… in broad daylight… with windows open. Oh. And she took my key 🔐
Just checking my lipstick before my Pilates zoom class. Is there a smudge? (F, 40, married, prays that her 2 kids stay irl school, sick of zoom classes so wear as mask for fuck’s sake so I can show you cleavage in public again.)
