My wife was invited to a fraternity Halloween party. Her costume was just body paint. I saw her walk into a bedroom with four frat boys. This is the last thing I heard her say…
A little troll told me last night I was fat from eating too many McDoubles. Well, here is DAT ASS, brought to you by McDoubles. (I had to google what a McDouble was- I haven’t eaten at McDonald’s in years 🤣