On my way back from work a blonde woman came up to me and excitedly offered me a free mask, and I accepted. Big mistake. Now, I can only move my eyes as she makes me do weird erotic dances with her. She keeps talking about how I'm her "new girlfriend"
I love it when my wife shows them off, she does too. She says she likes the reaction from guys and girls, she comes home wet after and I love to here about everyone looking.