Apparently the human anus can stretch up to 5 inches in diameter (2.5 inches radius). A sharpie marker is roughly 11mm in diameter (.433 inches). Math shows we’re a long way from the max record!
Spent the day standing up at work, gosh those are getting dirty and smelly. Who likes green? ;) Send me a message if you'd like to get those. I offer free shipping for CAN and USA. 30$ of happiness xxx